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Maomao: Not to worry. I have a permit.

Court lady: This just says, "Maomao can do what she wants" with master Jinshi signature.

This is what im talkin about babey!!!!!

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

-Is it Sirius not knowing muggle terms or him fucking with Remus? More on tonight’s programm-

Someone : are you two friends with benefits?

Sirius: ye-

Remus: NO

Sirius: yes

Remus: NO!!!

Sirius, batting his eyelashes: but being friends with you has lots of benefits

Remus, exasperated: THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEAN

Sirius: we help each other out-

Remus: please STOP-

Ravka: let's worship saints who heal the sick, help our nation, and are genuinely good people

Kerch: let's worship... 💫compound interest💫

sirius: so your name is pandora?

pandora: that’s right

sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.

pandora: one of Saturns moons yeah

sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?

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