#incorrect quotes witcher

[rubixfox-fanblog]

Geralt: "why did you stab that guy!?"

Yennifer: "He asked for it."

Geralt: "Why? What did he do!?"

Yennifer: "He said: "What are you going to do? Stab me?""

Jaskier: "Sounds fair."

Geralt: "..."

[raclette-caillou]

Jaskier : I'm a bitch. but, like, not a real one you know ?

Yennefer : A drama queen ?

Jaskier : THAT

[plantsandbirdsandrocksand-things]

Dandelion: truth or dare

Geralt: truth

Dandelion: when was the last time you slept?

Geralt: dare

Dandelion: go to sleep

Geralt: I don’t like this game

[rubixfox-fanblog]

Geralt: "What are you doing with my cloak?"

Jaskier: "It's my disguise!"

Geralt: "Disguise? I can still see you."

Jaskier, covers his face with the cloak: "Not if I do this."

Geralt: "..."