Geralt isn't in the mood which is a shame seeing as he really doesn't have much choice in the matter
Words: 1482, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 11 of No means Yes
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Dark Jaskier | Dandelion, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Manipulative Jaskier | Dandelion, Top Jaskier | Dandelion, Insecure Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
After a long long winter, Dandelion is finally reunited with his witcher
Words: 790, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 53 of Gerlion Tumblr Prompts
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Book-Canon Jaskier | Dandelion, Book-Canon Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Lettenhove (The Witcher), Oxenfurt Academy (The Witcher)
Wolfie, can I have some soft Gerlion? Maybe Dandy has had a hard winter solstice and only Geralt can cheer him up?
We ignore the fact this was from Dec 2022? Yes. Catching up on 3 years of writing. Enjoy! AO3
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Winter was quite possibly the worst time of the year. It was cold. The air was dry and damaged Dandelion's hair. Food was often scarce, even in the cities, and Geralt went to Kaer Morhen. All in all, Dandelion hated winter. Sometimes he went to Oxenfurt to teach, a distraction that was sorely needed. But Dandelion didn't particularly enjoy teaching.
His own years at the Academy had been filled with demijohns of vodka, late nights at the brothels and all-nighters in the library when deadlines were no longer avoidable. He was incredibly gifted, smarter than all his peers, and he'd not needed to study a single second for his exams. The lessons had just been dull. Naturally, and to the surprise of the entire faculty, Dandelion had passed his exams with full marks and then waltzed out of the city to become a travelling bard, much to the Academy's displeasure.
Things hadn't changed much since then. The lessons were still dull, only this time he wasn't allowed to skip them. It wasn't his grades at stake this time around. Which is why he only deigned to return for guest lectures once in a blue moon. In hindsight, the moon should have been blue that winter. Instead, he'd taken a gamble and returned to his childhood home of Lettenhove. The castle was cold, cruel and unforgiving as ever. The only upside was that he no longer had to deal with his whoreson of a father.
Not that his mother was much better. He'd been dragged up to his room the moment he'd stepped through the door, and been forced to change into something more suiting of a Viscount.
He really hated the stuffy, grey, choking clothes of nobility. The colourful silks and doublets of bardic life suited him much better. He got to wear his hair in loose curls rather than all tied back off his face. Every day was greeting their peasants, listening to their woes and not being able to do a damn thing about it. He wouldn't mind that element if he could actually fix anything, but his hands were tied... and not in the fun way.
The solstice celebrations had been far too solemn, and Dandelion had spent the entire time pining for his witcher. He was miserable. Pathetic. A sorry excuse for a troubadour. Spring hadn't come soon enough, and he'd fled through the grounds at the first sign of the thaw.
But Dandelion was still a mess. The months surrounded by his family had taken its toll, and he found a melancholy lingering over him that he just couldn't shake.
By the time his path crossed with Geralt's, Dandelion was just about ready to burst into tears at the drop of his very expensive hat. In fact, that's exactly what he did. He flung his arms around his witcher's shoulder and cried. He cried and cried and cried. Ugly sobbing. Until there were no more tears to give, and Dandelion pulled back, sniffing pitifully as he wiped his eyes.
"Urgh, sorry. I don't know what came over me," he snapped haughtily, letting his curls fall in front of his face.
Geralt's fingers were rough against his cheek as the witcher tugged a lock of hair behind Dandelion's ear. "You don't have to apologise, Dandelion."
Scoffing, Dandelion shook his head, his fingers digging into the cuffs of his shirt. The fabric was worn there and holes were starting to form already, despite the garment being relatively new. "Nonsense. That was hardly a fitting greeting between friends, what must you think of me?"
Geralt smirked, an ugly smile on such a beautiful face. "I think you're full of shit, poet."
"Rude!"
The witcher just shrugged. "I don't deny it. Did- did you want to talk about it?"
Ah... now wasn't that a question and a half. Dandelion paused, considering it. His tongue stuck between his lips and he twirled his hair between his fingers. Eventually, he shook his head. Despite what others might think, he really didn't like telling tales about himself. He much preferred to talk of the adventures of Geralt and his sorceress, or their princess daughter.
In reality, the witcher was very much Dandelion's and not Yennefer's but this way, Dandelion got to stay in the shadows, underestimated as he told his tales in peace. No one pried into the bard's history, not when there was an epic romance between the White Wolf and Yennefer of Vengerberg.
"No, thank you, Geralt. I'll be okay, my darling.”
Geralt hummed, narrowing his honey-golden eyes at Dandelion. "Julek," he sighed a low warning.
"I'm fine," Dandelion insisted. "It was just a long winter. You're here now."
The witcher sighed again. "That I am, Dandelion. That I am."
After the awkward start to dinner, Jaskier settles in, even getting an apology from Yennefer and getting introduced to a few more witchers at the White Wolf's table. Then it's time to write his letter and decide what he wants to do.
Words: 9479, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Witcher Warlord AU, Part 13 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M
Characters: Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Triss Merigold, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Jaskier | Dandelion's Father
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
Additional Tags: Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack Series - inexplicifics, Warlord Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, consort jaskier, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Past Child Abuse, Past Rape/Non-con, Purring Witchers (The Witcher), Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel Has Self-Esteem Issues (The Witcher), Hurt Jaskier | Dandelion, Non-Human Jaskier | Dandelion, Polyamory, Protectiveness, Animal Instincts, Revenge, Jaskier | Dandelion is the Sandpiper, Insecurity, Misunderstandings, Past Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Insecure Jaskier | Dandelion, Part-Elf Jaskier | Dandelion, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Soft Jaskier | Dandelion, Witchers Love Jaskier | Dandelion, Protective Jaskier | Dandelion
Lambert goes into an unexpected heat while out with his packmates on the path. They are forced to drag the heating Lambert into the only place in Oxenfurt that accepts witchers. There they are taken in by Jaskier, who runs the place, and treated to the most respectful and easy heat stay of their lives. It results in a deal struck with the unfulfilled Jaskier wanting to tag along with them as he chances more excitement in his life, in exchange he will be the token alpha for their pack, nothing more than a stand in to help the omegas regulate their hormones. At least, that's how it starts.
Words: 11794, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of My Take on A/B/O, Part 12 of Jaskier Centric Whump + Smut, Part 18 of The Bird Bath
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion's Father, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher)
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert/Vesemir, Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion/Vesemir, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel/Vesemir (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Vesemir, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Lambert
Additional Tags: Smut, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Alpha Jaskier | Dandelion, Omega Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Omega Eskel (The Witcher), Omega Lambert (The Witcher), Omega Vesemir (The Witcher), Top Jaskier | Dandelion, Service Top Jaskier | Dandelion, Bottom Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Bottom Eskel (The Witcher), Bottom Lambert (The Witcher), Bottom Vesemir (The Witcher), Rape is only implied and not between main pairings!!!!, Omega Verse, omegas have cocks, no transphobic bs in my fics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Polyamory, pack alpha jaskier, Pseudo-Incest, they don't consider eachother family like that but i'll tag it anyway, Watersports, Anal Fingering, Sex Toys, Dildos, Knotting Dildos, Hand Jobs, Scent Kink, Animal Instincts, Animalistic, Coming Untouched, Coming In Pants, Neglect, lambert in heat, Second Gender Sexism, Not Between Main Pairing, respectful sex, Voyeurism, Pack Dynamics, Polyamorous Pack, Insecurity, Insecure Jaskier | Dandelion, Porn With Plot, Distrust, Misunderstandings, Jaskier | Dandelion is the Sandpiper, Jaskier | Dandelion Whump, BAMF Jaskier | Dandelion, Part-Elf Jaskier | Dandelion
