#incorrect redwall quotes

[rose-of-redwall]

@incorrectredwallquotes I like your title

[lostmousemaid]

Basil, to Slagar: You son of a bitch!

Slagar: Don't talk about my mother that way!

Basil: I will absolutely talk about your mother that way.

[fuzzhugs]

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@the-lupine-sojourner @thegoldensoundtwice @eulaliaaaaaa @chelonianmobile @laflenkenway​

I made a mock-up of the sort of stuff I thought we could do with the Redwall Quotes.

( @raphcrow​ I’m borrowing your artwork for added humor)

[lostmousemaid]

Redwallers, opening the gate for a guest: Hello! Welcome to--AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHSORRYAHEM--welcome to Redwall.

Naked mole rat guest: Hello!

Redwallers:

Naked mole rat: I'm a naked mole rat.

Redwallers: So are you a mole or a rat?

Random dibbun: And why are you naked?

Random Sister: And where are your clothes?

Naked mole rat: I'm also a nudist.

[lostmousemaid]

Matthias and Cornflower: *gleefully waiting for Martin II to hit puberty to watch karma bite Matti in the butt.*

Martin II: *turns out to be an excellent young mouse, well-adjusted, level-headed, calm, and gentle.*

Matthias: Dammit.

Cornflower: I blame Tess.

[lostmousemaid]

Matthias: *passing his sword on to Mattimeo* Don't lose this.

Matti: I won't.

Matthias: *pulls it back before Mattimeo can take it* I'm serious. I almost died, like, 5 times getting this thing.

Matti: I promise I won't lose it.

Matthias: And if your son isn't a warrior, make sure to.... *looks at Martin II* Actually, if you made it, Martin will be fine.

Matti: Dad, give me the sword.

[lostmousemaid]

"I hate it when people say I am lolly-gagging when I am clearly dilly-dallying."

Basil, probably.

[lostmousemaid]

Incorrect Redwall Quotes

Matthias: *stumbles in clumsily after a late night drinking with Basil*

Cornflower: *woken from slumber* Come to bed, Matthias. It's late.

Matthias: I....I'm, uh, sure you're a nice lady but I'm married.

Matthias: *falls asleep on the floor*