#incorrect rvb

[agentcaboose]

couldn't sleep so here's some blue team shenanigans

[hannah-the-red-head]

Felix: Wow, Locus looks so serious, I wonder what he’s thinking about.

Locus (internally): *resting serious face* I’m gonna pop some tags, only got $20 in my pocket~

[thecoppersoulbox]

Tucker, trying to hack into Church’s basebook account: Church’s password...what would a stubborn, bitchy asshole choose?

Tucker: *types in ‘fuckingpassword’ and gains access*

Tucker: Obviously.

[the-copper-soul-box]

*faint explosion in the background*

Church: Okay we’re going to ignore that.

Church: That sound means that somebody’s probably dead,

Church: And I do not have the time nor the patience to deal with that.

[patema-introverted]

Tex, talking to Blue Team: It's time to bring out the big guns.

Tex:

Tex: That's not a metaphor, guys. Go grab some big guns.

[hoovilocky]

(Wash’s first day with the freelancers)

York: Alright, I have to go polish my skeleton.

Wash: *terrified face*

North: He means he’s going to brush his teeth.

Wash: Uh...okay?

[projectsouthdakota]

South: I know he's having a miserable time. We have twin telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Carolina: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.

South: Uh, uh. I can sense these things. Remember when North broke his leg and I sensed it?

Carolina: That's because you fell on him and broke it.

[agentcaboose]

so I just finished my rewatch of rvb