#incorrect s&b

[darklinaserver]

The Darkling: My fearsome reputation always trumps my stunning visage--unfortunate as that might be.

via @orlissa

[darklinaserver]

In a tent somewhere in the fjerdan woods.

Mal: What’s your biggest fear?

Dubrov: I’m incredibly arachnophobic.

Mikhail: You don’t want spiders to get married?

[darklinaserver]

The Heartrender and the baby by @orlissa, Queen of Fluff

(The fic is too cute)

Ivan: well princess, other little girls your age usually play princess and have tea parties with their stuffed animals

Nadya: but I’m a real princess and I have regular tea parties

Ivan:...

Nadya:...

[later]

Nadya having a tea party with Ivan and her stuffed animals where they discuss trade issues and diplomacy

Ivan, wearing a tiara, holding up a stuffed bear: mr. snuffles incited a riot and disrupted the trade route so beheading him should be fine

via: @megala-thea-praxidike

[darklinaserver]

via @megala-thea-praxidike

Aleksander: Some people are like slinkies.

Alina: What?

Aleksander: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Alina:Oh...please don’t push Mal down the stairs.

Aleksander: You can't stop me.

[darklinaserver]

Alina: You alright?

Aleksander : Yeah, why?

Alina : You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions

[darklinaserver]

Baghra : Why do people think I’m incapable of doing anything nice?

Aleksander: experience

[darklinaserver]

@megala-thea-praxidike

Mal: Imma go fight the Darkling

The crows: But you’re not armed!

Mal: I am!

The crows: With what?

Mal: Overconfidence.

[darklinaserver]

via @megala-thea-praxidike

First army looking at Grisha who are practicing.

Mal: It’s fucked up that Inferni are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil, like, oil’s flammable idiots.

Dubrov: yeah, why would they coat themselves with oil?

Mikhail: It’s called building an immunity morons.