Aug 6, 2025
what if sal's full name was saljamin fisher
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what if sal's full name was saljamin fisher
okay i'll be posting sally face things soon again i promise !!!
hi people i'm probs gonna do more incorrect sf quotes soon despite most likely nobody caring about those anymore 😭😭 but idk we'll see i guess
hi people i'm back
Larry: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Travis: Rude.
Ash: That's fair.
Todd: Not again.
Sal: Are you going to want this back?
Sal: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
*at the supermarket*
Sal: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil."
Larry: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
(Consider this me taking a page from @generalhumancroissantmuffin and making a Sally Face texpost based on conversations I've heard)
Larry: Mom, do the bird call.
Lisa: Which one?
Larry: Just, any of them.
Lisa, cupping her hands around her mouth: COCA COLA ESPUMA-