#incorrect serpent quotes

[sweetfogarty]

Fangs Fogarty: I'm so excited for Halloween, I can't wait to trick or treat.

Sweet Pea: If you eat as much candy as you did last year, it'll be thicc or treat, not trick or treat.

[sweetfogarty]

Sweet Pea: You just hurt my goddamn feeling and that was the last one I had.

[sweetfogarty]

Sweet Pea: Can you just shut the hell up already?

Jughead Jones: It costs nothing to be kind, you know that right?

Sweet Pea: Some days it costs me my fucking sanity, Jones.

[sweetfogarty]

Toni: Sweets do you wanna watch Friends with me?

Sweet Pea: Nah, Friends needs a rebrand- it's not dark enough for me.

Toni: A rebrand? What would it be called if it was rebranded?

Sweet Pea: Foes.

[sweetfogarty]

Sweet Pea: Jughead, this is the fourth time I’ve seen you today, are you following me? You’re like a parasite.

Jughead: How kind of you, at least I’m your favourite parasite.

Sweet Pea: Tapeworm is my favourite parasite, and then you.

Sweet Pea: Actually I lied- tapeworm is my favourite, closely followed by rats with the bubonic plague and then you.

[sweetfogarty]

Sweet Pea: Jughead Jones is an asshole.

Toni: You should be more positive sometimes, Sweet Pea.

Sweet Pea: Okay, I'll try.

Sweet Pea: I'm positive that Jughead Jones is an asshole.

[staliasjeronica]

Cheryl: Now, all we need is a ruse...

Sweet Pea: You had me at “ruse”

Cheryl: That was the last thing I said.

Sweet Pea: Good thing you said it.

[staliasjeronica]

Toni: Try not to overthink things, okay?

Jughead: You’re talking to the wrong guy.