#incorrect shigshou

[teatops]

Flight attendant: before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured

Shouto: [in disguise, turning to Tomura]

Tomura: [also in disguise, flipping through a magazine and feeling him stare at him] what the fuck are you looking at?

Shouto: [whispers, smiling] do you feel safe?

Tomura: [glares at him] fuck you

Dabi: [wheezes from the next seat over]

[x]

[teatops]

Shouto, trying to get Tomura to take the hand off: [pouts] I want to see your cute face

Tomura:

Tomura: [slowly removing it] f- fucking damn it

[teatops]

Round 1 | Round 2 of

Dabi: [sits next to Shouto at the bar] you know, somehow I thought you’d give up the Todoroki name when you married Fuckhands McMike over there

Shouto: [looks at Tomura on the other side of the room, gaze dropping to his wedding ring before turning back to Dabi]

Shouto: [smirks, taking a sip of his drink] well, I figured it would piss our old man off more to know that not only did two of his sons become villains, but we were also ‘tainting’ the Todoroki name by passing it on to the very people he hated

Dabi: [snorts] now there’s my little evil bro. Cheers, I’ll drink to that.

Shouto and Dabi: [clink their glasses together with matching grins]

[teatops]

Tomura: you know, one of these days, I really will fucking dust Endeavour if he even so much as breathes in his children’s general direction

Shouto:

[teatops]

Tomura: [looks Shouto dead in the eye before dusting their marriage certificate]

Tomura: good luck trying to return me without the receipt