#incorrect smg4

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Mr Puzzles, to SMG3: You Hot Topic wannabe.

Mr Puzzles, to SMG4: And you blue gumball son of a bitch.

Mr Puzzles: You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.

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Mr Puzzles: When are you going to stop running?! I've captured you like seventeen different times!

Mario: I feel like it's gonna be at least eighteen

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SMG3 and SMG4: *arguing*

Meggy: Can you guys stop having relationship issues while I’m on the phone with my dentist?

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SMG3: When I asked for a spoon, I meant the utensil.

SMG4, hugging him from behind: Oh.

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SMG3: When I was younger I had a crush on a boy in my class and didn’t know how to deal with it, so I wrote him a letter that just said “Get out of my school.”

SMG4: THAT WAS YOU?!

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SMG2: Awww! We’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad, and One is the mom!

SMG1: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

SMG3: I know they’re thinking I’ll be the son, but I’m not! I’ll be the gay, emo cousin!

SMG4: I’ll be the son! The hotshot, whose only dream is to be a star!

Niles: I feel like I’d be a fresh-out-of-jail uncle.

SMG0: And I’m the sassy aunt!

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Smg3: I am gonna beat your ass.

Smg4: Y’know, you have been talking about my ass a lot.

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SMG4: My husband is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast.

SMG4: “Your hot bread is done” he says to me. Disgusting.

SMG3: I don’t say that.

SMG3: ‘Hot’ would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds. “Your lightly warmed bread is done” I tell you.

SMG3: One of these days I’m not even going to put it in the toaster, I’m just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “Wow this is perfectly done.”

SMG4: “Thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you!” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me.