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Dhani: "Can I have a slice of cake?"

George: "Son, what is the rule?"

Dhani: "No slices of cake before dinner."

George: "That's Ringo's rule. Mine says you can eat it if you bring me one too."

Dhani: "Okie!"

Ringo: "George, no."

George to Ringo: I like to put my head on your chest while you sleep to feel your breathing and your heartbeat.

Paul to John: Yesterday I recorded you talking and snoring so you can see what I have to go through every night

[Paul suddenly enters George's bedroom]

Paul: "George, why haven't you dressed yet?"

George [covering himself with a sheet]: "I just don't have any clothes to wear."

Paul: "Of course you have clothes!"

[Goes and opens the closet door]

Paul: "You have shirts, ties ... oh hi Ringo, jackets ..."

George: "Paul, why is John crying?"

Paul: "He did a" what animal are you? "Test."

John: "I AM NOT A KITTEN! I AM A MACHINE WITH NO FEELINGS! THIS TEST IS STUPID!"

Paul: "It's a cute kitty."

Ringo: "It's a cute little kitty."

John: "Ringo, no ..."

George: Ritchie, did you eat my last donut?

Ringo: what?, no, no.

George: So ... what is that white that you have between your lips?

Ringo: cocaine.

George: "Your eyes are very beautiful."

Ringo [in gay panic]: "Y-Yes ... I use them to see."

Ringo: "Could you do something for me, darling?"

George: "Richie, I would do everything for you, I would die for you."

Ringo: "Can you do the dishes?"

George: "... almost everything."

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