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bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

sam: I wake up at 4:30 am

bucky: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Sam: So, who do you think killed JFK?

Bucky, sweating: Uh, conspiracy theory! JFK's head just did that.

Zemo:* humming don't worry be happy *

Sam: what the fuck man

Zemo: everyone needs a hobby Sam

Bucky:* running around searching for his arm *

Bucky: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

sam: must be hard not being able to laugh

bucky: I do have a sense of humor you know

sam: I've never heard you laugh before

bucky: I've never heard you say anything funny

bucky: what's up guys? I'm back :)

sam: what the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

bucky: death is a social construct.

bucky: you fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.

sam, not looking up from his phone: spear.

bucky: BLOCKED.

sam: three words. say them and I'm yours.

bucky: three words.

sam:

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