#incorrect throam

[alexgoeshome]

Ryan: if the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I’d screw myself.

[thewritethingg]

incorrect throam title as according to a non throam reader: this horny rabbit a motherfucka

[narratorsprologue]

Credit to @_northernsun on twitter but this was too amazing not to share on here.

[ineveraskwhereyouare]

Throam!Brendon be like to Clifton:

You're his casual fuckbuddy, im the reason he crashed a tourbus. We are not the same.

[passmedeshovel]

time traveler: what year and month is it

throam!Ryan: February 1977

time traveler: oh, so you and Brendon haven't split up yet

throam!Ryan:

[buckysplum-island]

no one:

everybody in throam:

groovy

[pisces-swirlix]

ryan: I honestly could go without sex for a while, it’s alright I guess

ryan: okay but with brendon I feel like a sex addict wtf haha

everyone: maybe you’re gay

ryan: excuse me??!? I love pü$$ÿ all the time and fucking one guy doesn’t make me gay at all

[an-absurdnotion]

Sisky: Okay so I’ve been thinking,,,what do you think signs would sound like if they could talk? Like street signs? Banks? Restaurants? Bookstores-

Ryan, who hasn’t actually listened to a word Sisky has said since ‘79: Please...I have a family