confused pisces

i change my fandom every two months so if you’re here just expect the unexpected wlw | 24 | pisces_spider on ao3

[goth-queen]

[grootficguy]

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

[unrivaledhollanov]

a w h a t ? 😟

[ijustwannawritepls]

Scenes to Write When You’re Blocked

Not to keep, not to polish… Just to shake the rust loose.

• A character deletes and rewrites a text three times before sending it • Two people arguing quietly so no one else hears • Someone almost confessing something and backing out • A character lying about being “fine” in a way that convinces no one • Bonus: Same scene but they convince everyone, and it's even worse • An apology that comes moments too late • A secret revealed accidentally, not dramatically • A character overhearing only half a conversation • Someone packing a bag and pretending it’s temporary • A reunion where one person is happier than the other • A goodbye that is meant to be casual but isn’t

Low stakes, high emotion. Momentum comes from movement, not brilliance.

[rosegardeninwinter]

I didn’t expect to come away from a book about Haymitch even more convinced of Peeta Mellark’s crucial role in the rebellion, but I did. Because the book showed that Katniss was not uniquely rebellious. It reminded us that Snow’s worldview hinges on one fact: he is the victor. There is no room in his world for the vulnerability that Lucy Gray caused him. Haymitch recognizes it: Snow will not allow him to die. There must be a singular, selfish victor. Because every lone victor sends the same message to Panem: your will to power must come before any loyalties, any sense of justice. The people around you cannot be trusted. They are your enemies, when the chips are down. It is a a brutal slap in the face of any organized resistance. The idea of two victors is completely and utterly antithetical to Snow’s personal demons, and to his system. He rationalizes his betrayal of Lucy Gray this way. He drives the point home to Haymitch when he kills Ma, Sid, and Lenore Dove: any attempt to sidestep your fate will be met with awful retribution. It probably gave him some personal satisfaction to kill a Covey-girl, but it didn’t matter. She was a dead woman regardless. And Katniss? Okay, she sings some songs. She buries a child in flowers. Beautiful. But if she wins fair and square, she’s less of a threat even than Haymitch, and more of a victory for Snow. Not even Covey-blood are above his rules.

Then Peeta throws a wrench in the whole thing. Because he loves her. And he wears it proudly. But even then, Snow is not worried. This is nothing new. Star-crossed lovers mean nothing. No alliance can last. One of them must kill the other, in the end. That is how this story goes.

And then it doesn’t. Because they refuse. There will be no singular victor. Either there will be none, or there will be two. He says Seneca should have killed them on the spot, and maybe that would have bought him some time, but as soon as Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark determined that life or death at each other’s side was more important than anything else, it was all over. The system really was brought down by a handful of berries.

[teddymariajane]

wow.

[pisces-swirlix]

it also is crucial because it’s something the capitol cannot edit out. a lot of the actions haymitch took were far more destructive, but they were easily cut out of footage shown to the citizens of panem (both capitol and district). the only thing that *needed* to be left in for continuity was the axe thing, but that didn’t come off as directly challenging the capitol’s authority.

with katniss and peeta, they can’t just edit out the fact that there are two victors. they can spin it any way they want to, it doesn’t change the fact that the everyone can finally see it: unity cracks right through the capitol’s rigid structure. and it honestly wouldn’t have mattered if katniss and peeta did do it out of pure blind love, because the districts STILL would’ve seen that as proof that standing together makes them stronger against the capitol. it was never about katniss or peeta individually. if they hadn’t been reaped together, it all means nothing. but once it was them and their berries, it was just falling dominoes from there.

[out-of-jams]

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

[jetlg]

exhibiting little freak behavior in the lab, much to the dismay of the other test subjects.

[pisces-swirlix]

don’t worry guys he has a degree in engineering they eat real wires all the time over there

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[391780]

couldn't be me

[pisces-swirlix]

shoutout to lady gaga i just know she would agree w this post

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[zwoelffarben]

Cause the people you follow are perverts.

[travalicious]

this did something to me

[pisces-swirlix]

insane because there was zero reason to add that at the end

[frontmansdefender]

[pisces-swirlix]

“what the fuck” ->

[bi-n-evil]

Can we have an Eric pointcrow renaissance like what happened with Charlie slimecicle?

[bi-n-evil]

Please look at the material that we are working with, I need x reader fanfics asap

[pisces-swirlix]

he has me in a chokehold

[deanspunchingbag]

i make a very specific pumpkin pie for thanksgiving every year and my family always asks where i came up with it. the recipe was from a destiel fic.

[ierofrnkk]

Whatever you say princess

[doubleshotdyke]

“amy doesn’t love jake as much as he loves her” are we serious. did we watch the same show?????!!!!!

these are my parents and they are very much mutually in love thank you

[pisces-swirlix]

I haven't seen him in weeks, and it's been so hard. I love him so much. Oh my God. I've said "I love you" to him before, but I've never added "so much." What if I never get to say "so much"?

[pisces-swirlix]

The Lonely Island, Guys Choice Awards 2013

bringing this video back around because i found it on tumblr a while ago but the OP deleted the post :(

anyway if a man said this to my face i would be smitten tbh