#incorrect thunderbirds

[psychoseal]

Alan: am I adopted?

Gordon: not yet, but I’m working on it

[psychoseal]

Gordon: you said some really mean things to me yesterday.

Virgil: before or after my morning coffee?

Gordon: after

Virgil: then you probably deserved it

[psychoseal]

Gordon: I would take a bullet for you

Virgil: yeah right, you’re probably the reason we are getting shot at in the first place

[psychoseal]

Jeff: I feel like I have been tired for 7 years

Gordon: that’s how old I am

Jeff: wow, what a coincidence

[psychoseal]

Scott: What is that around your ankle?

John: A house arrest ankle bracelet

Scott: Why? What did you do?

John: Nothing. It's fake.

Scott: Why on earth would you wear a fake house arrest ankle bracelet?

John: Ask me if I want to go to a party tonight.

Scott: Umm, okay. Want to go to a party tonight?

John: Can't. *points to ankle*

[marsballs]

Thunderbirds incorrect quotes pt.2

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The Hood: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

The Hood: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Alan, texting Kayo: Kayo! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Kayo: Where are you?

Alan: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Kayo: I'll call John.

John, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Kayo: Where's Alan? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

John: Alan? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

John:

John: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*

John: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Alan: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Scott: Where’s Alan?

Kayo: Around.

Scott: Around?

Scott: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Alan, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

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Brains: Look, Alan, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.

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Kayo: Gordon, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Gordon: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Alan: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Kayo does? What if they jump off a cliff?

Virgil: If Kayo were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Kayo jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Alan: You jump off a cliff.

Virgil: Gladly, provided Kayo did first.

[psychoseal]

Gordon: I’m so nervous about tonight. Lady Penelope has invited me to dinner with her parents what do I say?

John: compliments. Tell her mum that she looks just like a movie star

Gordon: got it

*later*

Gordon: lady Creighton-Ward, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Arnold Schwarzenegger

[psychoseal]

Parker: I will exorcise all the evil demons in the villa

Alan grabs Gordon: no you can’t! He’s family!