May 3
Alan: can I ask a stupid question?
Gordon: better than anyone else I know!
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Kosovo
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Kuwait
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from Russia
seen from Uzbekistan
seen from Finland
Alan: can I ask a stupid question?
Gordon: better than anyone else I know!
SOS P2 be like (I am still in denial.)
Thunderbirds incorrect quotes pt.2
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The Hood: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
The Hood: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
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Alan, texting Kayo: Kayo! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Kayo: Where are you?
Alan: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Kayo: I'll call John.
John, answering their cell: Y'ello?
Kayo: Where's Alan? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
John: Alan? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
John:
John: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
John: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Alan: WHO ARE YOU!?
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Scott: Where’s Alan?
Kayo: Around.
Scott: Around?
Scott: You don’t have any idea, do you?
Alan, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
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Brains: Look, Alan, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.
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Kayo: Gordon, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Gordon: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
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Alan: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Kayo does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Virgil: If Kayo were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Kayo jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Alan: You jump off a cliff.
Virgil: Gladly, provided Kayo did first.
What is a random fact that you know?
The Tracy brothers were named after the American Mercury astronauts: Scott Carpenter, Virgil Grissom, Alan Shepard, Gordon Cooper and John Glenn.
Scott: I’d like to live through a week that is not a whole new verse of “we didn’t start the fire”.
Gordon, probably delirious after having some sort of strong medication: I have a lot of dreams, and most of them are about women.
Gordon, now examining his hands as though they were claws: Except for the one where I have the body of a crab...
Scott: has anyone seen Alan??
Gordon: he was looking through the window above the kitchen door when it started to rain. If it gets any worse I might consider letting him in 😏
Scott: 🤦🏻♂️
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