Jul 25, 2021
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The Tick as AO3 tags.
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(Ms. Lint and Derek when they were married)
Derek: Sorry we’re not doing anything for Valentine’s Day.
Ms. Lint: That’s okay. I know you hate capitalism, and chocolate, and killing flowers. I did get you a present though. A heart!
Derek: Um, whose heart is this?
Ms. Lint: The landlord next door who was trying to evict all his tenants.
Derek: That’s sweet but this is pretty gross.
Ms. Lint: Yeah I kinda thought it would look more like a <3 but I guess human hearts don’t look like that. It’s carbon neutral though.
Derek: I love that!
Arthur: I cannot believe you just ate that.
Tick: It said free samples!
Arthur: IT WAS LIPSTICK!!
Overkill: If you bottle up your emotions for long enough, eventually you can use them as molotov cocktails.
Arthur: what’s worse than heartbreak?
Tick: realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday candles
Arthur:…
I'm a damsel. I'm in distress. I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Dot Everest
Ms. Lint: You lied to me! Terror: I lie to everyone. What makes you so special? Ms. Lint: I am your Right Hand! Terror: Yes, well that just makes you more gullible.