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[The morning after the Ewell attack]

Jem, with his newly broken arm and still half asleep: You’re telling me BOO RADLEY was IN THIS HOUSE?! AND YOU DIDN’T WAKE ME UP?!?!

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Atticus: You have to pick your battles, Scout.

Scout: Well, I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them!

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Jem, slightly raising his voice to be heard across the aisle: Do you want any chips?

Scout, yelling at full volume: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

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Atticus: I'll have a beer, and my daughter here will have the Capri-Sun.

Scout: Atticus. I'm eighteen.

Scout: I can order my own Capri-Sun.

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Scout: I’m small, but knowing.

Jem: You don’t even know what the top shelf looks like.

Scout, with feeling: Bitch.

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Jem: Don't worry, no other guy is ever going to ask Scout on a date.

Dill: Why not?

Jem, solemnly: Because Scout is terrifying.

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Scout: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Dill just asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla is and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

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Bob Ewell: When people get too chummy with me. I call them the wrong name so they know I don't really care about them.

Mayella: That's smart.

Bob Ewell: Thanks, Marvin.