Dec 13, 2022
Josh: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Kate: I'm a knife.
Osgood, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.
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Josh: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Kate: I'm a knife.
Osgood, from across the room: She’s the little spoon.
(Josh is being outfitted with prototype equipment)
Josh: So, how reliable is this, exactly?
Osgood: Technically, I don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.
Osgood: What happened?!
Kate: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Osgood: Sh-short??
Kate: Shit's fucked.
Osgood: Okay, long.
Kate: Shit's very fucked.
Kate: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Shindi: What's wrong with you??
Kate: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Osgood: No, they mean other than that.
Kate: Ohhhhhh.
Kate: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Kate: What did we say about keeping robots in your backpack, Osgood?
Osgood: Try to cut down?
Kate: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
Osgood: I wasn’t that drunk.
Kate: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Osgood: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
Osgood: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Kate: Thank you
Osgood: I didn't say that was a good thing
Kate: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny