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Boss: Anyone d-

Eugene: Depressed?

River: Drained?

Hayden: Dumb?

Joan: Disliked?

Boss: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Eugene: If you had to choose between River and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Boss: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

River: Boss!

Eugene: 63 cents.

Boss: I'll take the money.

River: BOSS!!!

Hayden: is Eugene seeing anyone?

Eugene: *thinking of luke* uh no why do you ask?

Hayden: Hayden thinks it would be healthy for Eugene to see a therapist

Boss: I would like to show you a couple photos from last night that upset me...

Eugene: ok but in my defense river bet me $5 I wouldn’t drink the shampoo

Boss: that’s not what I- you drank what

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Boss: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Charlie: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Charlie: I became more evil if you’re curious

Eugene: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Charlie: I’m going to get worse on purpose

Eugene: Welcome, fellow idiots

Luke: Hello, Eugene

Eugene: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Luke: You underestimate me

Eugene: this is Luke, he’s my BF

River: Best friend or Boyfriend?

Eugene: ... yes

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