I love the webtoon Archmage curriculum so much I made an OC for Eugene. Her name's Jade a dragon mage.
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I love the webtoon Archmage curriculum so much I made an OC for Eugene. Her name's Jade a dragon mage.
Shadows report!
The next character for Fire Emblem Shadows is Eugene and this update will be releasing on the 10th, 6 AM UTC!
6/7/26.
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EUGENE MY SON.
Pleeeaaseeee is this fandom still alive pls wake uppp hellooooo guyyssss waves my fins at youuuuu where's my audienceeeee
Eugene fictkin here btwwww IS ANYONE HEREE :'P
erm anyway
Bro so small he only needs one popcorn 💔
What’s the name you would give him ?
Flynn
Eugene, Jr
Lance
Horace
Rider
Other put in the comments
“The Black Eye Incident”
The forest trail to Corona was peaceful.
Too peaceful.
Which should have been Lance’s first warning.
“Race you to the Snuggly Duckling!” six-year-old Flynn shouted, already sprinting ahead.
“No fair! You started first!” Annie yelled as she chased after him.
Lance strolled casually behind them with his hands behind his head.
“Yeah, yeah. Run all you want. Uncle Lance is conserving energy.”
The twins disappeared around the bend.
“Man,” Lance chuckled, “those kids got all of Rapunzel’s energy and all of Eugene’s inability to sit still.”
As he walked, a low tree branch blocked the path.
Lance grabbed it and pulled it aside.
At the exact moment Annie came running behind him.
SNAP!
The branch whipped backward.
THWACK!
“AUGH!”
Annie fell backward onto her bottom.
Lance froze.
“Oh no.”
He rushed over.
“Annie?! Annie, sweetheart, are you okay?!”
As he bent down to check her eye, he absentmindedly pulled the branch aside again.
At that exact moment Flynn came running back.
“What happened?!”
Lance released the branch.
SNAP!
THWACK!
“AUGH!”
Flynn hit the ground next to his sister.
Silence.
Lance slowly looked at one twin.
Then the other.
Then the branch.
Then back to the twins.
“…I am the worst babysitter alive.”
⸻
A few minutes later the twins sat on a rock beside the river while Lance gently cleaned their faces.
The kids seemed fine.
In fact, they were mostly arguing about who got hit harder.
“I did.”
“No, I did.”
“You cried.”
“You cried first.”
Lance sighed with relief.
Then he moved their hands away from their faces.
And screamed.
“AAAAAAAH!”
The twins jumped.
“What?”
“What happened?”
Lance pointed.
“You both have black eyes!”
The twins leaned over the water.
Their reflections stared back.
Matching bruises.
Matching swollen eyes.
Matching grins.
“We look more like twins now!”
“Cool!”
Lance buried his face in his hands.
“Oh, Rapunzel’s gonna kill me.”
The twins gasped.
“Mom’s gonna kill you?”
“No!”
“Probably not!”
“Maybe.”
The children looked at each other.
Then simultaneously shouted:
“SNUGGLY DUCKLING!”
Before Lance could react, they took off running.
“WAIT!”
They were already gone.
Lance groaned and started chasing them.
Unfortunately six-year-olds powered by pure sugar and chaos were faster than him.
⸻
The front doors of the Snuggly Duckling burst open.
“UNCLE ATTILA!”
The tavern fell silent.
The twins ran inside.
Attila looked up from the counter.
“Well hello, little—”
He stopped.
Everyone stopped.
The entire tavern stared.
“Why do you both have black eyes?” asked Attila.
The twins pointed toward the entrance.
At the exact moment Lance stumbled through the doorway, wheezing.
“He gave them to us!” Annie announced.
“Uncle Lance hit us with a tree branch!” Flynn added.
Every thug slowly turned.
Lance froze.
“Oh no.”
Vladimir cracked his knuckles.
Hook Foot narrowed his eyes.
Shorty looked personally offended.
“You did WHAT?” Attila asked.
“THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!” Lance shouted.
The twins nodded enthusiastically.
“Yep!”
“He hit us!”
“Right in the eye!”
The thugs advanced.
Lance backed away.
“Guys! Guys! Context matters!”
Meanwhile Annie tugged on Attila’s sleeve.
“Can we have cupcakes?”
“Yeah. We got black eyes.”
Attila didn’t take his eyes off Lance.
“Of course.”
The twins cheered.
“As many as you want.”
“Really?!”
“Really.”
The children sprinted toward the kitchen.
Lance reached for them desperately.
“NO WAIT COME BACK!”
Too late.
The door slammed shut behind them.
Now Lance was alone.
With the thugs.
⸻
Five minutes later.
“…and that’s what happened,” Lance finished.
The tavern was quiet.
Finally Attila nodded.
“So it was an accident.”
“YES!”
The thugs stepped back.
Lance sighed with relief.
“Oh thank goodness.”
Then everyone started laughing.
Lance blinked.
“What?”
Attila patted him on the shoulder.
“Because what Rapunzel and Eugene are going to do to you is much worse.”
The room erupted with agreement.
Lance’s face fell.
“That’s why I came here!”
⸻
The next hour became increasingly ridiculous.
The thugs tried everything.
Eye patches.
Pirate costumes.
Honey.
Cold towels.
A giant hat.
A fake mustache.
Shorty even suggested painting matching black eyes on Rapunzel and Eugene.
Nobody thought that was a good idea.
Finally Lance gave up.
“Well…”
He sighed.
“I guess I’ll go accept my fate.”
⸻
Back at the castle.
Rapunzel opened the door.
“Oh! There you are.”
Then she saw the twins.
And froze.
Eugene looked over her shoulder.
And froze harder.
The twins smiled.
“Hi Mom!”
“Hi Dad!”
Lance immediately started talking.
“It was an accident! Complete accident! Tree branch! Forest! Physics! Nobody cried! Please don’t kill me!”
Rapunzel listened.
Eugene listened.
The twins added several unnecessary details.
When the explanation was finished, Rapunzel nodded calmly.
“Okay.”
Eugene nodded calmly.
“Okay.”
Lance blinked.
“…Okay?”
Rapunzel smiled sweetly.
“Kids, why don’t you come help me get some ice packs?”
“Okay!”
The twins happily followed their mother.
Before leaving, Rapunzel leaned over and whispered something into Eugene’s ear.
Eugene nodded.
“Good idea.”
The children disappeared into the kitchen.
Lance stared.
Then slowly smiled.
“Wow.”
Eugene looked at him.
“What?”
“I honestly thought you guys were gonna yell at me.”
“Nope.”
“You’ve both matured so much.”
“Uh-huh.”
“You know, I really appreciate how calm you’re being—”
WHAM!
Eugene punched him directly in the eye.
Lance dropped like a sack of potatoes.
⸻
A few minutes later.
Lance groaned.
“Ugh…”
He opened one eye.
Eugene stood above him.
Holding an ice pack.
“There he is.”
Lance sat up.
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Eugene shrugged.
“Now we’re even.”
“EVEN?!”
“You gave both my kids black eyes.”
“It was an accident!”
“Still counts.”
Lance pointed accusingly.
“I’m telling Rapunzel!”
“Go ahead.”
Rapunzel walked back into the room carrying the twins.
“Princess!” Lance cried. “Your husband punched me in the eye!”
Rapunzel looked down.
Saw the bruise.
Then looked him dead in the eye.
“Good.”
Lance gasped.
“GOOD?!”
“You’re lucky I only let him give you one.”
The twins giggled.
Rapunzel pointed.
“Ever hurt my babies again and you’ll get the second one from me.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Good.”
Rapunzel walked away.
Lance sat there in stunned silence.
Eugene rolled his eyes.
Then offered his hand.
“You okay, buddy?”
Lance turned away dramatically.
“No.”
“You’re fine.”
“No.”
“Come on.”
“No.”
“You’re being a baby.”
Lance sniffled.
Eugene grabbed his arm and hauled him upright anyway.
“Come on. You can share an ice pack with Flynn.”
The twins immediately burst out laughing.
Lance groaned.
And together they headed for the kitchen.
The Black Eye Club now officially had three members.
The End. 😆
Bonus Scene: Dinner That Night
The royal family sat around the dinner table.
King Frederic was halfway through his meal when he finally noticed.
“…Why do my grandchildren have matching black eyes?”
Queen Arianna nearly dropped her fork.
“Oh dear!”
The twins lit up.
Finally someone asked.
“Uncle Lance gave them to us!” Annie announced.
“He hit us with a tree branch!” Flynn added.
The king slowly lowered his fork.
The entire table seemed to get colder.
“He did?” Frederic asked.
The twins nodded eagerly.
“He hit Annie first.”
“Then I came back to help.”
“And then he hit me too!”
“With the same branch!”
“He did it twice!”
The king’s eye twitched.
Across the table Eugene suddenly became fascinated by his potatoes.
“Where is Lance?” Frederic asked in a dangerously calm voice.
The twins happily answered.
“Mom banned him from the castle!”
“Until our black eyes go away!”
“And he got one too!”
The king blinked.
“He did?”
The twins nodded enthusiastically.
“Daddy gave Uncle Lance a black eye.”
“Right in the face!”
Slowly, Frederic turned toward Eugene.
The room became silent.
Eugene shrugged.
“Yep.”
Frederic stared at him for a moment.
Then nodded.
“Good lad.”
Arianna sighed.
“Frederic.”
“What? I didn’t say I’d have done anything different.”
Eugene couldn’t help smiling.
“Well, you know…”
He pointed toward the twins.
“Eye for an eye.”
A beat passed.
Nobody laughed.
Eugene’s smile slowly faded.
“…that was a pretty good joke.”
Still nothing.
Rapunzel gave him a look.
Arianna rubbed her forehead.
Frederic looked disappointed in him.
The twins, however, burst into laughter.
“Hahaha!”
“Dad made a funny!”
Eugene immediately pointed.
“See? They get me.”
Rapunzel rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile somewhere outside the castle walls, Lance sneezed.
He looked around nervously.
“…Why do I suddenly feel like the king is mad at me too?”
Eugene and Alain being my favorite
