Incorrect-HellFamily-Quotes
Diablo: Three words, Say it I’m yours ;)
Alec: I hate you
Diablo:
Diablo: [Jumps into Alec’s arms] Great! Now let’s get married :>
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Alec: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY FRIES I SWEAR TO FUCK I’M GOING TO KI—
Regina: It was me,,
Alec: —KISS YOU because you deserve love and you haven’t eaten enough, Here lemme get you something—
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Adrian: [Stabs Alec]
Delex: Dad Dad! Can I say a bad word?! Can I?! Can I?!
Alec: [Coughing up blood] S-sure—
Delex: [High jump kicks Adrian] YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
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Delex: Stop copying me!
Vincent: Stop copying me~
Delex: Mooom!!
Vincent: Mooom~
Delex: ...Vin sucks—
Vincent: Vin sucks~ wAIT WHAT?!!
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Diablo: Listen Son, I know we don’t see eye to eye—
Vincent: Well, That’s because you’re short.
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Regina: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!!!
Diablo: Regina, We have food at home.
Regina: [Sobbing] I hate this heckin family
Regina: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!!!
Alec: [Pulls up to the drive through] One black coffee please—
Regina: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!!!
Vincent & Delex: [Chanting along] MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!!!
Liz: [Sighing] Finee.
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Diablo @ Regina: OMG SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY, WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO YOU I’M GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS I SWEAR TO SATAN—
Diablo @ Literally anyone else: LMAO DUMBASS BIIIITCH, You’re paying for the house damages by the way—
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Regina, Alec, & Liz - @peachyinsomniac
Diablo, Delex, Vincent, & Adrian - @cheers-love-inky-here | Me