#incorrect-kc

[pinkalite]

[sitting in jail]

Caroline: so... who should we call?

Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.

[pinkalite]

Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raise their hands*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

[pinkalite]

Rebekah: why are you holding a rock?

Klaus: Caroline gave it to me.

Caroline: i threw it at you.

Klaus: she's the sweetest.

[pinkalite]

Caroline: Ugh! crushes are so dumb.

Klaus: I know, love. Whenever I’m near the person I like, I start acting stupid.

Caroline: but...you’re always acting stupid

Klaus:

Klaus: yes, don’t think about that too hard.

[reference]

[pinkalite]

Caroline: I’ve organized your messages into three categories.

Caroline: this one is "from Klaus"

Caroline: this is "death threats"

Caroline: and this is "death threats from Klaus"

Kol:

Kol: ...thanks, I guess.

[inspired by this post]

[pinkalite]

Stefan: Okay, so, do we know someone who has handcuffs?

Klaus: Well, Caroline and I-

Caroline: *gives him the look*

Klaus: ...wouldn't know anyone who has them, sadly.

[inspired by this post]