Huaisang's callout post
Nie Huaisang:
I've come to make an announcement: Jin Guangyao is a bitch-ass motherfucker, who pissed on my fucking brother.
That's right, he took his snaky fuckin' scaly dick out and he pissed on my fucking brother, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter-dot-com, Jin Guangyao, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. TALL POINTS, NO SCALES, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.
He fucked my brother, so guess what? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Lan Qiren? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have TWENTY THREE HOURS before the piss DRRRRRROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
(Quote Source from SnapCube's sonic adventure fandub)