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Ganta: tell me something I don't know.

Shiro: the past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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Makina to Literally Anyone

Makina: I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

Makina: 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

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Makina: Why are you smiling?

Senji: What? Can't I just be happy?

Ganta: Toto tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Toto: E, H, 4 M...

Toto: Potato-shape.

Senji: oh my God, you drove us here.

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I just walked passed a lovely family, 'n' the son asks his dad, he goes, "Dad, what is that?" And the dad goes, "That's a good question." And I can't express this enough, we need to teach our children that I'm the devil incarnate :)

Chaplin, most definitely

source: @//selmanilla_offici on tiktok)

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Makina: How do Senji and Toto usually get out of these messes?

Ganta: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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The vibe I get from society was: you don't have to be evil to kill someone. You just have to think you're right.

Makina, probably

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Shiro: Ganta, I've conquered my fear of ghosts!

Ganta: That's the spirit!

Shiro: Wh-where?