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Neil: [being kidnapped] Will I need my toothbrush?

Kinapper: Shut the fuck up.

Neil: I assume that means you’ll be providing a toothbrush.

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Neil: You have to apologise.

Andrew: Fine.

Andrew to Matt: Unfuck yourself or whatever.

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Neil: Are you high?

Andrew: Am I what?

Neil: High.

Andrew: Hello.

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Bee: So what are your goals?

Andrew: I’ve been banned from every major city’s public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.

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Computer: Enter password.

Andrew: Neil.

Computer: Too weak.

Andrew: [about to destroy the computer] Say that again, motherfucker.

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Nicky, frantically running around the city: Have you seen my friend Neil? He’s this short, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet!

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Nicky: To kill a vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a wooden stake.

Renee: As an expert on stabbing, I have to say that would kill just about anyone.

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Nicky: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you that they love you?

Neil: Does family count?

Nicky: Yes.

Neil: Then no.