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Alecto: Keep up old man

Severus: We're the same age

Alecto: I wear it better

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peter: guys, guys! let’s take a vote

remus: secret vote! everybody cover your eyes

sirius: we won’t know the result

james: say your vote out loud

sirius: we’ll know each other’s voices

peter: remus has a good point

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Cash: Who the fuck —

McGonagall: Language!

Cash: WHOM the fuck —

McGonagall: NO!

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Severus: I know everyone is mad at James for ruining the Hogsmeade visit.

James: But...

Severus: That's it. I was just demonstrating for Potter what a fact is.

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Rita: You're smiling...did something good happen?

Severus: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Malvolia: James tripped and fell in the Great Hall.

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James: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as eagle one.

James: Dorcas, code name: Been there, done that.

James: Lily is: currently doing that.

James: Emmeline is: it happened once in a dream.

James: Sirius, code name: If I had to pick a dude.

James: Remus is: eagle two.

Remus: Oh thank God.

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Athena: Remus, I know you're a werewolf.

Remus: [Internally] Act dumb.

Remus: Who's Remus?

Remus: [Internally] Not that dumb.

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Mary: Could you scoot over? You're on my dress.

Lily: I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding?

Mary: I know, but there was an emergency.

Mary, aside: I look really good in white.