roy + wendy headcanons
roy :
-roy’s full name is “royce” because i think it sounds cool
-acts confident.
-isnt confident.
-in an avatar au he’d be a blind earthbender. dont know why im bringing that up but he would 100% be best friends with toph.
-bullies others, but its mainly as a joke. he will willingly make you cry though.
-only sleeps on the couch. does not use his bed.
-speaking of his bed, his bed is just a mattress on the floor since he likes to wail onto things and flop down. it broke and he got angry, grabbed a hammer, and went ham at it. (speaking of that, it is rather fun)
-the couch is his. dont try sitting on it, it is a death wish.
-roy keeps a very real looking fake gun under his pillow, if anyone tries to kick him off the couch, change the channel, or even just bother him at all he pulls it out and says “i have a gun on speed dial.”
-roy can rap great. not as good as larry, but he can get the basics. he cant rap as fast, and definitely cant make the sentences make sense like larry, but mumble rap exists for a reason.
-roy is not straight(in my opinion). he is bisexual, leaning more towards girls, but he has and maybe still has a crush on boom boom
-switch. hes not 100% a top. he switches.
-him and boom boom make very low quality music videos to larrys songs, sometimes ludwigs. they are hilarious and roy went viral.
-despite his low quality music videos, roy is actually a great dancer. like. magnificent. he may even be on the same level as lemmy, though lemmy can dance longer and focuses on flexibility and fun, while roy focuses on what looks and feels good.
-roy. cannot. sing.
-weeb
wendy :
-germaphobe, just like ludwig
-speaking of ludwig, wendy and ludwig actually have a great brother-sister relationship. they call themselves the “only buddies” as in wendy is the only female, and ludwig is “the only responsible and reasonable one”
-wendy, despite loving to buy things actually likes to get things for cheap. even if she can afford it, if its out of a range then she wont get it. she likes to buy things second hand.
-has lots of wigs.
-despite having wigs, she does not want hair. shes bald willingly.
-famous on instagram, shes an icon and source for pride in female koopas.
-a great; magnificent singer. normally has very graceful singing like verses
-wendy is actually a little insecure when it comes to people who attended school with her.(ill talk more about this in a seperate post)
-she eventually learns to love herself
-is easily peer pressured
-she loves the mermaid themed stuff. like absolutely loves it
-sea shells, fish, pearls, she wants it all.
-speaking of fish, wendy wants to be a oceanographer. more specially, she wants to be a marine biologist and study the creatures that live in the ocean.
-she will do hard work. but she will not do it if you tell her too.
-shes the one who cuts larrys hair, and shes the one who reccomends he keeps the sides shaved.
-wendy actually loves the really wholesome and cute romance animes. best girl.