#incorrectlalinscursequote

[weeb-toon]

Cody, thinking in his head: Okay it’s just one sentence I can do it. Just a tiny class presentation. It’s literally so easy to say don’t screw up people are watching me come on!

Cody: *stumbles and stutters every two words, mispronounces everything, accidentally summons a demon in Spanish*

[weeb-toon]

How I imagine Nina hearing about what happened to David

Someone at her college: Ma’am, some news just came to us and we’re sending you back home for now due to some issues.

Nina: Wtf what happened?

Someone: Don’t panic, but your brother was taken. Yesterday afternoon there was a report explaining his kidnapping. Don’t worry though, after he managed to escape-

Nina: WHAT

Someone: Theres no need to pani-

Nina, holding back laughter: You’re tel- (giggles) -You’re telling me that my superstitious weakling of a brother, ESCAPED? BY HIMSELF??HAHA HOW? Have you seen how small he is? Last week he tried to push me over but ended up knocking his head on my elbow and hurting himself. I could crush him.

Someone:

Nina: gotta be some weak-ass kidnappers if they let HIM escape lmao