#incorrectlmwquotes

[lingxiaomo]

Duan QiTian: Were you dropped when you were a baby?!

You XiaoMo: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.

[lingxiaomo]

You XiaoMo: Ling Xiao, will you get something from my back pouch for me?

Ling Xiao: And what do I get in return?

You XiaoMo: ...A chance to touch my butt?

Ling Xiao: Deal!

[lingxiaomo]

You XiaoMo: (Buys a large bag of Monster Fruit for his demon beasts and gives them magic pills whenever he practices)

You XiaoMo: Demon beasts can have little a fruit and magic pills, as a treat. :)

[lingxiaomo]

Ling Xiao: If you think you can just look at me with those huge puppy eyes and get anything you want-

Momo: (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Ling Xiao: --You’re absolutely right

[lingxiaomo]

You XiaoMo: How did you get in here?

Ling Xiao: The door was open.

You XiaoMo: No it wasn’t.

Ling Xiao: Well, it was after I destroyed it.

[lingxiaomo]

You XiaoMo: Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?

Ling Xiao: Only when you're there to catch me.

[lingxiaomo]

You JunQi: Would you say you’re independent?

You XiaoMo: *looks at Ling Xiao*

Ling Xiao: *nods*

You XiaoMo: Yes

[lingxiaomo]

PiQiu: I’m the kind of demon beast who likes to think things through.

Xiao Hei: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.