#incorrectmoonknight

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marc: you had one job. 

steven: yeah, well, you had the same job. 

[moon-knight-shit-i-like]

steven: marc please, i am begging you to go to a doctor marc : I'm sorry but is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it.

steven: ...

marc: ...

steven: ...

steven: I think you're forgetting how this whole 'sharing a body" thing works

[dis-plus-fanfic-reblog-writes]

Jake watching a toddler—

Toddler goes up to Jake as he watches tv: I stinky

Jake: Donde esta el stinky?

Toddler points to butt.

Jake points to bathroom: Vamanos

——

Toddler sitting and playing with toys, ignoring stinky diaper.

Jake sniffs air and glared at toddler: Oy! Donde esta el crap?

Toddler ignores Jake.

Jake faceplams: Adios Mio! Ir al baño. Vamanos.

Tag: we don’t get enough cute or soft Jake. These are events in my own life and my husband says these. I kid you not! Enjoy.

@marshmallow--3 @missdictatorme @pleasurebuttonwrites @devilish-mirage @riley-phoenix @triplover737

[the-love-witch-roleplays]

Khonshu:

Layla:

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steven, looking at a selfie of jake’s: i hate this photo. 

jake: i’m cute as fuck in that photo! i’m smiling kindly. 

steven: you’re not smiling kindly. you look like you’re up to something. 

jake: up to kindness.

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layla: i love murder mysteries! 

jake, trying to impress her: i’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

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steven: oh, fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers! 

marc: please, just say fuck.

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khonshu: oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”. 

khonshu: but when i do it, i’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.