Yui: (reconstituting into a gelatinous mound of coagulated LCL in front of Shinji, Gendo, Misato, Rei, Asuka, Ritsuko, and Fuyutsuki) Hello, everyone! It's been so long since I was out in the normal world. But I'm back! And, all those times, the Eva went berserk, it was just me! But now, I'm back and I can restart my life.
Shinji, Asuka, and Misato: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!
Asuka: I know Ikari's bloodlines weren't much to look at, but THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Misato: Jeez, Shinji, your mom is so gross! Yet, somewhat cool. BUT COMPLETELY NASTY! Yet strangely satisfying.
Yui: What are you guys talking about? (realizes exactly what the situation is) Oh, my body hasn't fully reconstituted yet!
Misato: (pokes Yui) Heh, heh, she's fun to poke.
Asuka: (starts poking Yui as well) Hey, this is more fun than a video game! Someone grab a stick!
Shinji: (joins in on the fun) Sorry, Mom, but this is what you get for abandoning me for fourteen years.
Rei: (joining in) This is strangely... relaxing.
Ritsuko: (joins in and starts poking vigorously) This is childish, but oh so satisfying.
Fuyutsuki: Honestly, how childish can they get?
Gendo: (pulls out a large poking stick) Speak for yourself, Sensei.
Yui: GENDO!!! Guys, cut it out!
Misato: (Poking) Okey-dokey, pokey-pokey!