#incorrectnhq

[infernusvacua]

(several years ago)

Luca: I'm Luca, by the way.

Raphael: Raphael Crossborne, and this is my sister Baby Doefoot.

Luca: Oh, you're using made-up names. Um... I'm Doctor Hugecock, then.

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Gabriel: People always ask me how do I pronounce my name: "gay-breel" or "gab-ree-el"? I always tell them the same thing: “How dare you speak to me.”

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Alexander: Why are you wearing glasses?

Raphael: Oh, I was watching movies.

Alexander: Movies? ... I didn't know you watched movies.

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Adonis: Proposition, uh, we should go on a date. You take pro, I'll take con. Go.

Rosalia: But dating isn't debatable.

Adonis: Everything's debatable!

Rosalia: Okay, um, we should go on a date because... pro: we both live on land.

Adonis: Con: people find me annoying.

Rosalia: Pro: we're not related to each other.

Adonis: Con: I make really, uh, bad decisions.

Rosalia: Pro: you don't have a rat-tail; that's my deal-breaker.

Adonis: Con: I have a rare kind of contagious depression.

Rosalia: Um, um um um, pro: werewolves are less likely to attack two people than one.

Adonis: Okay, I give up, I concede, you win. We should go on a date.

Rosalia: Damn, I even convinced myself.