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*Levi reading a book*

Eren: What are you doing?

Levi: Following Hange's advice and trying to learn how to communicate with people.

Eren: That's new... What's the book called?

Levi: "How to say fuck you in a nice way".

Eren: ...

Eren:*breathes*

Levi: If you don't shut the fuck up.

Eren: Heichou, why do you serve the Survey Corps?

Levi: *sighs, puts his cup of tea on the table*

Levi: Do I love my job? No. But does it allow me to have peaceful cups of tea? Apparently not either.

Eren: I'm going to fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.

Levi: I hate myself.

Eren: ALRIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, SQUARE UP!

levi: all of the cadets in my squad are like my children... except for eren, he's more like my boyfriend

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