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Moon: *stabbing a knife in the air between Des and Mask*

Mask: What are you doing

Moon: trying to cut the sexual tension between u 2

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Moon: Hello everybody

Moon: Today Mask called me short so I’m starting a kickstarter to take him out.

Moon: Benefits of killing him is that i would be called short way less.

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Army, eyeing a cookbook he was gifted: that isn't a copy of the Communist Manifesto.

Skull: you ... have ten copies

Army: one can never have enough communism

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Skull: Saw you hangin' out with Red-Sole yesterday

Vintage: Skull! It's not what you think!

Skull, cocking a gun: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH