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Jeng working in an office and being darker than Jaab who works in the sun - Fair and Lovely is quaking in it's boots.
Joke of the Day :p
Dad- beta teri gf hai? Me-nahi Dad- aajkal toh sabki hoti hai, be social Me- waise na ek hai Dad- *picks chappal* harami tabhi fail hota hai
so as my grandfather is walking out the door and asks: do you know how the indians got their names? i said no. he responded with: they threw open the flap of the teepee and named their child after the first thing they saw... poor Two Dogs Fucking... i died laughing
are you Indian?
because i can't patel
YOLO? you mean? "KAL HO NA HO" HAHAHAH.
February 9th 2011
Wednesday 5:22pm Today was :/ I had english firstt. We worked on our responses for the exam(mine prolly sucks omfg) we got our interior monologues back! I got 83% o.o I thought I did it all wrong LOL. It was the highest in the class yeyeyuh c: At recess I went with Aleyssa to go pick up her report card and her lunch that she forgot (her mom brought it back c:) And I saw saidye, AND HER HAIR WAS CURLY !!YEAAAAHHHHH I WAS SO HAPPY. SHE FINALLY WASHED HER HAIR WOOOOOOT. Second I had art.. Ugh. First off, me luca and vasilios and this kid brendon were throwing orange play-doh at each other -.- Then we had to paint this color wheel thingy, so I had my little tablet of paint which had red yellow and blue, the colors we needed. THEN WHILE IM FUCKING PAINTING, THIS FUCKING FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK KID JSUT FUCKING COMES AND TAKES MY FUCKING TABLET. I WOULD HAVE SAID FUCKING SOMETHING BUT HES ONE OF THOSE FUCKING POPULAR FUCKING KIDS AND I WAS LISTENING TO FUCKING WOLFMOTHER ON MY FUCKING IPOD SO I DIDNT FEEL LIKE FUCKING UNPLUGGING MY EARPHONES TO FUCKING SAY SOMETHING. THEEEEN I HAD TO GO AROUND USING OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCKING PAINT. god. ok. Then :):):) this girl michelle asked to borrow my fucking sketchbook to help her do this fucking shading thingy :):):):) then I go back to get it and :):):) my sketchbook is in a puddle of water so the cover page is all ruined :):):):) :):)!!! -___- At lunch I ate with Aleyssa and then went with Tasha to buy cupcakes for a dollar yum. Thats about it lawl Gym. Aleyssa had a note not to do gym so I didnt do gym either and told the teacher id bring a note tomorrow. Thank god, they did races where the partner had to hold the other persons legs and they had to walk on their hands. AND THEN THEY PLAYED SOCCER BASEBALL. U KNOW HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE THAT FUCKING GAME. SO IM NOT DOING FUCKING GYM ON FUCKING MONDAY EITHER. ok. Theres this girl that always puts her gym clothes in Aleyssa's locker and Aleyssa doesnt like it because she likes having her own stuff together. The girls name is Penny, so today I went up to her and I asked her if shes ever gonna get a lock "Why would I need a lock..?" "So you can have your own locker instead of always putting your stuff in Aleyssas locker :P" "But aleyssa doesnt mind it" "How would you know that? Just get your own lock" "But what does this have to even do with you?" "Um Aleyssa's my best friend and Im speaking up for her because shes too nice to do it herself" and then she gave me the 'look' and walked away, LMAO. Shes so annoying Recess I died of laughter because andreya like SPED down the hallway like a fucking animal and tommy was STARING at her. Like his gaze was fixed on her, LMAO. And I died. Then I asked natasha if she wanted purel and some fell on the floor and idk why we laughed so much. trololo Last we had math. Philip continues calling Natasha Jigsaw, Saidye 'satan' and me multicolored hair. <_< lolomfg. Then this guy infornt of us had a bone sticking out at the back of his neck so I told him he had a bone and hes like 'Ya everyone has bones marianna' And I said no, no I dont. And the kid next to him laughed, WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH SO EASILY WHAT IS THIS. LIKE, I TOLD HIM THIS GUY IN OUR MATH CLASS LOOKS LIKE RONALD MCDONALDS AND HIM AND HIS FRIENDS DIED. LMFAO. Then I told this guy behind me (matthew) my indian joke (two guys have sex in india, where does he put his dick? INDIASSHOLE) (in-di-asshole) lolk And he laughed so hard I was like broski it aint that funny broski
But hes like "I DIDNT EXPECT THAT TO COME OUT OF YOU" LMAO OK MATTHEW OK. I have to do my science project :c TOMMY'S A FAT UGLY ASSHOLE BYE