The little chapel that really shouldn't! Jade and Skip were off to get married before Indigo turns into a toddler in the sort of style that suits a couple that met on reality tv and had a baby in the first week of their relationship.
Everyone is invited! Well, Raj wasn't invited for reasons. Actually, neither was anyone else from their little romantic tv-show meet-cute which was probably for the best.
Like all good Vegas Oasis Springs weddings, Jade and Skip started this shindig at one in the morning.
Like the reasonable sims they are. Well, best to get it done before anything else goes wrong. Everyone's still smarting from that whole bad-luck incident with Indigo's birth.
Dustin, Skip's brother was invited, as was Jade's only real friend, Dustin's ex-wife Brandi.
Awkward.
Aw, look, Dustin regrets the life choices his Watcher made him make.
Love that for him.
Enjoy the sim child-support mod in your unfurnished Del Sol apartment, Dustin!
Anyway, there were three options for the wedding. The 'Budget Bridgerton':
The 'Quick and Tacky':
And the 'No Money, Only Love':
Unfortunately, as much as Jade loved the faux-garden aesthetic, they started the party in the middle of the night with dubious weather conditions so indoor celebration it was!
All they had to do was pay the deco-sim clerk and the wedding was on! As is usually the case with My Wedding Stories, everyone sort of trickled in and out while sims were made to amble up and down the aisle at the Watcher's whim for pictures.
No wedding is complete without random townies getting it on in the hallway. At one point Skip wandered out of the room while Jade was trying to walk up the aisle but eventually they both made it to the place to exchange vows.
And thanks to more deco sims, the wedding didn't look too empty.
Indigo was too little to participate so she was lugged around in a backpack until she fell asleep from exhaustion.
Aw, they WERE pretty cute though.
Not only did they get married, but they managed to have three actual sims observe it! Gold medal, here we come!
This sums up a lot of the relationship dynamic, honestly. Sidenote: this was about the time I realized that I had Skip and his dad have the exact same hair so he gets a small makeover shortly after the wedding.
They did manage to cut the cake before the wedding toast bugged out the whole party but honestly, I consider that a rousing success with the wedding stories nonsense.
And some random shots from the wedding party before it broke entirely.
Partied till dawn and the royal Ondarians starting showing up. All the hallmarks of an excellent party.