Rinnosuke might be surprised to have a gap open right in front of him, or even more surprised to have Ran gracefully descend out of it to sit lightly in his lap and drape her arms around him. "So this will be a little awkward but I'm supposed to give you a French-style kiss. Is that all right, Mister Shopkeeper?"
The half-youkai was peacefully reading a book at that time in his favorite chair, only to be interrupted by a rather beautiful woman sitting on his lap while they had their hands already wrapped around him. Oh, how if this was the gap sage. He would have had given them a headbutt regardless if it would hurt them or not. Since it was their shikigami however...
Hearing her business with him however, Rinnosuke looked at them dead in the eye as they spoke.
“This is like the fourth or fifth time we’ve done something like this... Also, sure go ahead, but you’ll be kissing a limp fish.” As she called it before.
