#indyclips

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Josef talking about his infamous Milk Gimp ad in a 2023 livestream.

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Scott: What's the best way to fill that awkward silence time on dates when neither of you know exactly what to say? I.E., is there a favorite default comment or question you go with? Josef: I always like to whip out the hand moisturizer. Like, whenever there is an awkward pause... Scott, jokingly: 'Hey, you want some sanitizer?' Josef: I pull out hand moisturizer and I get a little on myself [rubs hands together to demonstrate] and I ask my date if they would want some. Scott: Hey, great for your paws. Josef: It is a very considerate thing to do. You should always have about a six ounce bottle of hand moisturizer. Scott, teasingly: Just set it on the table? Josef, in a voice implying this entire answer has been meant genuinely: Just-- no. You don't have to show it. I just have it in my back pocket. Sometimes it leaks.

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its important to state that the race that had 16-year-old josef newgarden against pro-drivers like dan wheldon and scott dixon did NOT do him the favor of cutting out the clip of him just straight up tumbling out of his kart scotty mac victory style

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this is titled josef and hinch cringe.mov bc i couldnt think of any other way to describe them playfighting through an argument with a stunning amount of portrayed vitriol

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James: You should catfish a driver-- Josef: How excited are you [puts hand on James's arm] for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. James: I'm pretty glad this question has come up. Josef: That's a good one to end on. James: This is it. This is what it's all about. So, in life, they say there are two certainties: death and taxes. I beg to differ. I do believe there is in fact a third-- no, wait. There is only two. Because taxes... they can't make you pay. Josef: True. James: Those are optional to some people. Death is for certain. And Justin Timberlake's undeniable awesomeness as one of the greatest human beings alive and that will ever live is, I also think, a certainty. [Continues to spend another full minute praising Justin Timberlake in a way that feels very 2018.]

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From a 2018 Indycar Facebook livestream:

Robert: I am temporarily living at Casa de Hinch. Josef: Are you really? So, you're back in the-- James: I'm back in the landlord business. Josef: Oh my gosh. [...] How about Conor, though. Conor's got his new place. James: Conor actually got-- [Looks at camera and starts applauding.] Ladies and gentlemen, Indycar fans. Let's all give a round of applause to our man Conor Daly for acquiring his first domicile. Josef: It's a big deal. I was actually shocked that he did it. Robert: I'm awaiting the house party. Josef: Yeah, that's a good point. Well, he just got the furniture [...]-- Robert: I told him he has to have a banger before he gets furniture and then you-- Josef: That's true. That's true. And then you can clean it up easier. He didn't think that through. It's very un-Conor. Conor would have done something like that. [Turns to camera.] Conor, what happened there? You need to tell everyone what's going on.

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Josef: We were going to have Colton involved with this, but he ordered Chipotle. He's smashing that right now with Riley. [Cut to Colton in the background.]

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This is somehow an excerpt from an interview of Colton Herta:

Scott: I got out of the car on Sunday and I was dripping from my butt. I swear to God. Josef: Scott was very hot. Very, very hot. Scott: [...] Real bad. Anyway. Josef: How many times a week are you working out? Over/under five? Colton: Five is good. Josef: Five? Alright. We heard you were really fit in the F1 test. Extremely fit. Scott: Really? Josef: That's what I heard! Scott: I didn't hear that. Josef: Everything I read!