#indyshotfirst

[southernbellc]

sound off if you’re alive. [Indiana Jones @indyshotfirst]

critical role sentence starters !!!

        It wasn’t the first time they’d escaped a collapsing structure and it wouldn’t be the last by a long shot. But what really pissed her off about this one? He’d promised that they weren’t going to be getting themselves into any trouble, that they’d just do some research and that was it.

        ❝ Ah’m alive... but ah’m sending you the bill for mah dry cleanin’. ❞ She’d just washed her uniform and everything about her expression told him she wasn’t pleased it was covered in dust.

[dapperfvck-arc]

“Do I look like the kind of man who dies?” [Indy]

    “Mate – ‘m pretty sure y’alive outta spite.”

[dapperfvck-arc]

”Pick a god and pray.” [Indy]

     “Do y’honestly think any of ‘em would listen t’me?”

[dapperfvck-arc]

@indyshotfirst needs to clarify something

    “Y’keep sayin’ it belongs in a museum but wot fuckin’ museum is puttin’ the fetish of a goddess whose name no one bloody recalls on display?”