It's been a struggle staying festive today. My mum bought me a new coat for Christmas because my old coat makes me, and I quote, "look hard up." (cheers Mother). I decide to wear it on what can only be described as an unseasonably warm day and end up roasting. I mean, I must have lost half my body weight due to sweat 😂 I get halfway home and the bloody handle on the huge pack of loo roll I just bought breaks. Cue me trundling home carrying a family size pack of loo roll under my arm, bright red from sweating, hair everywhere, glasses falling down my nose but looking fabulous in my new snow coat. It's OK though because at least the kids can now wipe their arse 😂 #ineedtolearntodrive #christmasfuckingcheer #youcantmakethisshitup