#ineffable boos

[iamteamponcho]

Girls don’t want flowers, they want a Good Omens musical where Aziraphale and Crowley sing a duet about how in love they are

[iamteamponcho]

Good Omens: Crowley had dark hair, and good cheekbones,

Me: OooOoo good luck resisting that, Zira

Good Omens: and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes-

Me: Yas snek boi out to snek his boyf

Good Omens: -and he could do really weird things with his tongue.

Me: *blinks* Oh my

[iamteamponcho]

Broke: Azi wore those socks in the bath because he’s an asshole

Woke: Azi wore those socks in the bath because that’s just what gays do in hell

Bespoke: Azi wore those socks in the bath because Crowley thought they were part of the human anatomy

[iamteamponcho]

Aziraphale: what does the “j” stand for?

Anthony “just gay for Aziraphale” Crowley: ummm it’s just a “j” yknow

[iamteamponcho]

Aziraphale: oh dear, we’re all out of snacks :(((

Crowley: *lowers his glasses* EXCUSE ME I am RiGhT hErE

[iamteamponcho]

Crowley: *pushing demons out of his way* move, I’m gay

Voiceover: in the workplace, being gay just...has its perks

[iamteamponcho]

Ummm

[iamteamponcho]

Crowley: I’m ignoring you

Aziraphale:

Crowley: I said I’m ignoring you!

Aziraphale: 

Crowley: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!!!