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[mimisempai]

Love competition

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here

[angie-words]

Previous meme dump!

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I've had a couple of days off work this week thanks to cake day celebrations 🥳 I decided to treat myself to breakfast at the Victoria & Albert Museum café. It feels very much like a place Aziraphale would adore 🥰

Special thanks to @prinxlegolass for finding the text for the last meme!

[tis-thy-girl]

Crowley: I don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.

Crowley: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.

[incorrect-bbc]

Crowley, high as fuck: If we have “Hell yes” and “Heavens no,” why don’t we have a “Purgatory maybe?”

Aziraphale, drunk: . . . Purghaps?

Crowley, sitting up straight: PURGHAPS.

[camoolla]

aziraphale: fist me

crowley: i- what the fuck

aziraphale: [holds out his fist for a fist bump]

crowley: right, that's what you- right, okay, god, jesus fucking chr-

[abnormalpsychology]

AU where the Great War with Heaven and Hell VS The Earth has Crowley running around essentially using Adam as a bazooka to take out the demons, fulfilling his want to be a hero as the ineffable husbands finally date and this happens:

Crowley: ANGELLL?

Aziraphale, from other room: YES?

Crowley: Where’s the Antichristtt?

Aziraphale: WHAT?

Crowley: WHERE. IS. THE. ANTICHRIST?

Aziraphale: I, uh,

Crowley:

Aziraphale: PUT HIM DOWN FOR A NAP

Crowley: BLOODY WHERE?

Aziraphale: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Crowley: I

Aziraphale:

Crowley: I NEED HIM

Aziraphale, about to throw hands: MY DEAR BOY, do not even PONDER running off into a battle right now. We have been planning this dinner for two MONTHS—

Crowley: THE UNIVERSE IS IN DANGER,

ANGEL!

Aziraphale: my EVENING is in DANGER

Crowley: aNGEL, C’MON, TELL ME WHERE ADAM IS RIGHT NOw

Aziraphale, petty:

Crowley: wE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE

G R E A T E R GOOD

Aziraphale: I AM YOUR HUSBAND, ANTHONY J CROwley, I’M THE GREATEST G O O D YOU’RE EVER GONNA GET

[iamteamponcho]

Crowley: I’m ignoring you

Aziraphale:

Crowley: I said I’m ignoring you!

Aziraphale: 

Crowley: Stop ignoring me ignoring you!!!

[ohmisterpitiful]

Crowley: Did I make mistakes?

Crowley: Yes!

Crowley: Did I only make mistakes?

Crowley: Yes!

Crowley: Did it all work out?

Crowley: Kind of!