I do want to get on writing a "Crowley and Aziraphale live in a cottage and open a greenhouse post-apocalypse" fic but i really can't decide if I want Crowley to be a) an expert horticulturalist b) very knowledgeable about botany and the plants themselves but not really how to grow them yet he still does and makes some hilarious mistakes or c) just no clue at all. A complete dumbass who doesn't realize you need xyz for a plant to grow but demands growth anyway and they do what he says












