Jan 12, 2024
@dreamedofyou asked for the pride flag prompt from this prompt list featuring the ineffable hubbies, so here we go <3
yes I know the purple looks borderline blue (that's my scanner's fault) and it's a banner instead of a flag but shutup
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from T1
seen from Switzerland
seen from Austria
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from T1
seen from Russia
seen from Switzerland
seen from Syria
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Türkiye
seen from Switzerland
seen from France
seen from China
@dreamedofyou asked for the pride flag prompt from this prompt list featuring the ineffable hubbies, so here we go <3
yes I know the purple looks borderline blue (that's my scanner's fault) and it's a banner instead of a flag but shutup
GROW BETTER
“Crowley, dear, why are your ferns trembling?”
“They know what they did, angel.” The demon growled.
“Yes, but, must you punish them so?”
“Wh- yes! Of course, I do! I can’t let a bad example go unpunished, now do I?” Crowley walked to his plant room and surveyed ferns. “Have to teach them not to be anything less than perfect.”
“I gathered that, but what do you do with the ones that doesn’t meet your intensely high standards?”
As if on cue, Crowley’s wandering eyes landed on a small fern with spots in its leaves, “Gotcha.” He said with a smirk as he bent down to grab its pot.
“Oh, dear.”
“See, angel, they know what they did.” Crowley turned around and yelled, “Now you lot GROW BETTER or else you’ll be going where this fella is heading!”
Aziraphale tutted at Crowley and frowned, “That’s not necessary, dear.” The angel then brushed his hand over the trembling leaves to calm them, “See, you are all wonderful and beautiful ferns. You did an amazing job growing the way you did.” He cooed.
“Hoi! Don’t do that! They’ll grow soft!”
“I thought you liked soft.”
Crowley humphed and turned around to the back exit of his flat. Aziraphale rolled his eyes and continue to share praises to the frightened plants.
—
“Let’s go, angel! The Ritz doesn’t stay open forever.”
“You go on ahead, darling, I’ll catch up.”
“What? No, I’ll wait for you. I’m not gonna leave you behind.”
Aziraphale smiled, “How awfully nice of you.”
Crowley shuddered at that and continued to make noises of discomfort.
“Fine, fine. Take your time. I’ll warm up the Bentley first. See you there.”
“I will.”
Crowley hesitated but quickly walked over to Aziraphale to give him a kiss on the temple. Before the angel could say anything, Crowley was already on his way downstairs.
The angel sighed as he felt loved. Shame his plants couldn’t feel the same.
Aziraphale finally made his way down until he ran into another resident of the building. She was an old lady wearing a gardening apron whilst holding a watering can.
“Oh, hello, dearie. Have we met before?” She asked.
“No, sorry. I don’t go here often.”
The old lady gave it some thought before seeming to reach a realization, “Ah, you’re here for Mr. Crowley, aren’t you?”
Aziraphale beamed at the correct guess, “Why yes. Do you know him?”
“Bah, of course! He’s responsible for half my garden.”
“You’re garden?”
“Yes! He comes down and hands me a poor little plant in need of care. It started when I saw him walking down the lobby with a plant in his hand that had a lot of spots. I asked if he was willing to part with it because I was in desperate need of greenery. Now, my garden is growing bigger and bigger thanks to him!”
“Ah, I see.” Aziraphale knew Crowley wouldn’t exactly throw away his plants but didn’t expect something so heartwarming to be the actual truth.
“When you see Mr. Crowley, give him my thanks for my latest addition today.”
—
“Crowley, I’ve learned that you are possible the most nicest creature that had ever existed on Earth.”
“Angel, if you say that out loud one more time, you’re going down the chute with the rest of my plant.”
Aziraphale chuckled, knowing deep down that isn’t true.
@top-crowley-central here it is!!! 1-O for the Valentine's day kissing prompt. Hopefully this is okay! 💝
Oh yeah, and Happy Easter everyone 😂🙌
My favorite thing about Good Omens is definitely the ineffable husbands' mutual love towards Earth.
My first contribution to the Good Omens fandom and it's a silly idea I couldn't get out of my head :') I hope it brings a smile to your face <3
I've been watching Masters of Sex (because Michael Sheen) and I loved this scene so I decided to recreate it Ineffable Hubbies style <3 I tried to go with Crowley's '67 hairstyle since it's the closest we canonically have to the 50's, but it ended up looking more like his 2007 hair instead, oops 😅at least I had an excuse to make him say "fag" heheheh
Enjoy <3
And old pic I never got around to finishing... Here ya go, tumblr! 😂
I imagine Zira is always the one protecting Crowley from the rain when they go out in it (since snek boi doesn't seem a big fan of rain). But if he's busy covering Crowley...
Who's gonna cover him?
I was introducing Good Omens to a friend and once the show was over, I asked her what she thought of it.
She actually ships the ineffable hubbies (it was the church scene that did it for her) and I asked her what’d she think of their big fight (the bandstand scene).
“I don’t know man, which one? They fight a lot.”
“I... oh dang, you right”.
Now it just occured to me how much these two argue (playful or not) yet somehow they still manage to stick to each other. If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is