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*during the countdown to armageddon*
crowley: maybe it's not too late to get out of here!
crowley: we could start a new life in the country, maybe open a small bookstore
aziraphale: *genuinely and utterly horrified* how dare you tempt me with a small bookstore
crowley: im literally so graceful. you can't even imagine. if i wanted to seduce aziraphale he wouldn't even know what hit him
also crowley: *falls over thin air, out of his flat door and down the stairs, walks into six different people consecutively and then crashes onto the pavement outside*
look at this gif and tell me it doesn’t SCREAM ‘oh woe is me’. watch good omens and tell me it’s not modernised romeo and juliet and then never look me in the eyes again, you liar
listen
i know there's a really sad hc route you can take with Crowley's fall for 'asking too many questions' but my personal favourite is that he, being a 5 year old since forever, kept asking 'why' even when it made zero sense and God finally got fed up with his bullshit and She kicked him out
lmao did y’all see that sly little look aziraphale gave to crowley when he suggested he should ‘go back to the bookshop’? like dont get me wrong i know he was sad about it being burned down but this bitch KNEW, he was just waiting for crowley to offer him to stay at his flat. he’s read every single ‘friends to lovers’ fic, every bed-sharing fic ever written and he’s READY
lmao did crowley really ask “what if the almighty planned it like this”. just think about that, did he just ask aziraphale if he thinks theyre meant to be together. i have to use that one next time im tryna flirt
i’ve just realised like,,,
crowley shouts after aziraphale a lot. like in public he calls him angel. hes really loud so you KNOW people hear him, but they wont assume hes actually an angel so does everyone just assume they’re a couple with cute ass nicknames??
like do they just think ‘oh thats the emo man who loves queen and his gay teacher boyfriend again, how sweet’
do you think everybody they pass just ships them
i do
y’all be mad about how dramatic crowley is & generally i agree but in the elizabethan era i’m totally with him getting irked because like. did this bitch aziraphale just say they were fraternising?? after theyve fucked and been in love for thousands of years??? who does this bitch think he is?? love of his life but i mean no special treatment, back of the line bitch
