#inevergetthejoke

[ava-sparrow-grayson]

Ava was out on patrol when word came that Joker and Harley had, yet again, escaped from Arkham. Sighing she headed towards their last known location only to find that Batman and Nightwing had already caught Joker. Harley had escaped and Ava wasn't about to let her go cause chaos throughout the streets of Gotham. She'd have to find Harley, and soon.

[newmaraisreaper]

Shock Therapy

Gotham. A city filled with crime, greed, and also, from what he had heard, masked freaks as well. Some of them fighting for the greater good, some fighting for the greater evil, and some just fighting because they felt the need to. It made it perfect for someone such as Cole to fit right in. After all the shit that went down at New Marais, it was time for him to find…a change of scenery to say the least. Although Gotham wasn’t much different, it was certainly a new change in pace.

Cole was parkouring his way across the rooftops, donning his signature blood-red hoodie with the skull markings on his face. His crimson hues locked on the unseen path he had set before him. Last time he got distracted jumping across rooftops, he ended up on his ass a few stories down. Underneath his hoodie was a clear view of his toned chest, bearing several marks and scars from his time in Empire City and New Marais. To complete the look, a pair of dark khakis covered him from the waist down. Not much, but it was enough to get around in.

One thing Cole was aware of within this city was it’s collection of…collectors, who enjoyed the finer things in life. Notable people included the Penguin, Two-Face, the Joker, and a few others. Then, there were those who fought for the highest bidder. Mercenaries, hitmen, you name it. They were all here. And they were always looking for new “toys” to play with.

When Cole got to the end of the line of his little streak of rooftops, he looked down on the streets below, scanning with his crimson oculars, taking in every inch of the area to maintain awareness. It wasn't his first time in Gotham City, but a lot had changed since he last roamed its streets. Now was the time to get acclimated to it all once again.

[insaneclown-gotham]

inevergetthejoke heard the laugh

The clown was out on the streets earlier, which would explain the white flakes of snow all over him, but not why he was soaking wet. Truth was, he had been such a fool to let himself fall into the water at the docks. He was out there in the midnight blizzard looking for Harley Quinn, whom he hadn’t seen in a decent amount of time. And by decent amount of time, he meant a month. He was soaked and chilled to the bone, not to mention, probably sick. This just ticked Joker off, where could she have gone that would make her so hard to locate!?

Nevertheless, he was just warming himself up until her return. Suddenly, he heard the door open. Turning towards the source, making droplets of water scatter across the floor. Joker smiled with whom he saw, not that he couldn’t stop smiling(well he could, it just hurt him when he was doing it unconsciously). “H-Harley…!? Wh-Where have y-you been…?” He questioned, shivering as he spoke.

In truth, he didn’t know how to react towards her right now. He was extremely happy to see her, but at the same time, enraged that she left.

[gothamslittlerayofhope-archive]

But they are so cuuuute Stephanie!!

Just think of all the germs they have, all times they've been thrown to the ground. Yeah, let that one sink in on ya.

[theredheadedbat-archive]

Lookit that pretty baby birdie. Too bad I killed ya daddy. Comish was easy to trick when I told 'em I stole ya. He came'a runnin' so fast... Puddin' broke his neck.

It was as if Barb was underwater for a moment as she was unable to comprehend what the female Clown was saying. But then she did. And despite the stabbing pain of her heart, Barbara glared hatefully at the clown. Easily grabbing a batarang, Barbara threw it with deadly accuracy pinning Harley to the wall. "You shouldn't have done that." Babs' tone was dead. Cold. Vengeful. "I may be in a wheelchair, but don't forget. I ruined your puddin's smile because stole my mobility. Imagine, what I'll do now." 

[undyingsymbol]

"Oh? Is it cause ya gonna bang? She told me ya were gonna make her purr all night long.."

"No." Possibly. "It should be obvious. Even you should get this."

[undyingsymbol]

"I followed Kitty. She's in ya bed purrin'. I think she likes ya, but don't tell her I told ya."

"Get. Out."

[undyingsymbol]

"Bman you sexy slut you. If I wanted ya naked, I woulda tore ya clothes off myself."

"How did you get here?"