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alastor fuck me gently please

what r the odds i pass my test tomorrow

One hundred percent if you’re willing to make a deal.

Alastor

I accidentally drank too much sweet tea, and now I feel sick. What should I do?

Suffer.

Fellow Louisianan asking. What's your recipe for Jambalaya? I wanna try cooking it sometime.

I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you and put you in my jambalaya.

Alastor would you help me to find a place to hide all of Lucifer's rubber ducks i stole from him?

Why settle for one place when you can leave a trail of them for him to find? In pieces.

what is the silliest thing someone sold their soul to you for? or offered? or got murdered for?

More inches below the belt.

If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or am I weak?

You’re stupid for punching yourself. That’s what you are.

Alastor, on a scale of one to ten. How much do you love your mother?🖤

Beyond measure.

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