#infinity-pizza

[infinity-pizza]

"You sure are getting put through the wringer."

- @shadows-die-twice (one-off interaction, perhaps, this is making me wheeze - Mod)

Hypothetically, if you accidentally got drunk off your ass and flirted with the Spawn, how would you get out of said situation?? Send help. I need help.

[infinity-pizza]

Please ignore that entire conversation between me and the Spectre. NOTHING'S happening. This is a threat.

[infinity-pizza]

“Do you have bleach, per chance?”

-@warm-eggs

I would've drank enough to kill myself if I had any a long time ago. You're not even here to shove a sword down Shedletsky's stomach, huh?

[infinity-pizza]

ooc: please ignore how elliot is not kind and whimsical this askblog is heavily based on headcanon. but in light of recent events i thought itd be funny to draw something

[infinity-pizza]

ooc: im trying to use this image to get better at playing elliot ingame but its not working

[infinity-pizza]

┌── ⋆⋅☆… pepperoni.⋅⋆ ──┐

-@praisethespawnabove

(Thumbs up emoji)

Alright, then. One pepperoni pizza coming up! Saving a slice for the spawn as well?

(He thinks he's being funny. He's not funny.)

[infinity-pizza]

****As dusekkar

Elliot help-

1-1x i-is kill-killing all the others

w-what a-are w-we go-gonna d-do?

[dusekkar says, appearing very scared.]

ooc: oh hell yeah i'm assuming we're in a survival round watch me COOK

(Blood was running down the side of his face and soaking his shirt, though it wasn't too visible against the bright red. He could barely stand, leaning against a wall and taking heaving breaths, but stood up straight to greet Dusekkar.)

Ghh... hi, Dusekkar. Don't worry, Guest is still–

(A shriek rang through the map, seemingly freezing the air around Elliot and Dusekkar alike. It made his blood run cold, his breath quick; when he checked his watch again, it displayed Guest as dead. He and Dusekkar were the only two survivors left.)

...I guess it's better than last man standing, eh..?

(Footsteps were slowly approaching their hiding spot near the graveyard, with a dangerous green light slowly engulfing the previous dim yellow. Elliot checked his watch again, then the gadget on his belt.)

You... I can't heal you right now, my pizza's still forming. 20– 15 more seconds. Do you have a medkit on you? Damn machine should be done by now...

(He spoke in a hushed whisper, hands shaking, even though his words were steady.)

Okay, let's do this– you zap him, then run the fuck out of here. I'll be on your heels.

[infinity-pizza]

DID YOU JUST OFFER TO HAVE KIDS WITH THE SPECTRE!?

I MEANT IT IN THE BABYSITTING CONNOTATION. WILL YOU SHUT UP