#inkythealien

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GLITTER BUNNY SUITS!!!!!!!!!

Hi again chat I drew me and my bestie and then my sibling asked if they could join I hope you like 😛😛

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Theyre expecting btw

(And the alien isnt the pregnant one)

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1. What the FUCK you were talking about Saxton Hale on here without me????

2. Saxton falls into such a weird category as a character because while he’s absolutely batshit insane and a war criminal that has firebombed Woodstock and killed over 1000 people, he has some genuinely pathetic moments?? Like his whole thing with Admin he’s trying sooooo hard to get her to fuck him and she wants absolutely nothing to do with him. Hell she even stole all his Australium before going into hiding in the comics and he had no fucking idea and he wasn’t even mad at her about it once he found out. Also the whole thing with him losing Mann Co while hilarious is like. You’re telling me this man is refusing to fight a child when it’s his company on the line when he has committed much greater atrocities? AND THEN WHEN OLIVIA KICKED HIM OUT OF THE BUILDING HE LOOKED SO SAD AND DEJECTED??? And THEN when the robots wouldn’t fight him and he just sadly walked off???? God he is just The Character Ever to me and I want to put him under a microscope and study him forever and I think it’s safe to say I’m the biggest Saxton Hale fan Ever

Oh yeah I definitely do think there are elements of "patheticness" or whatever to him and that's kind of what the joke is, not ONLY is he this absurd parody of Action Guy masculinity but he also sucks, either in that he can't do things right or that he just. does shit that's objectively bad for his employees LMAO. However I feel like Completely reducing him to "uwu kicked puppy" (which I can see being the direction people take this Halenaissance in) ALSO removes the caveat of his joke. He would never in a million years attempt to utilize his "patheticness" for or against anything. He wouldn't even view himself as "pathetic" most of the time (or any time, sans the time he lost his company where he was clearly pretty down on himself). Idk I just don't wanna see a reduction of all the EXPLOSIPUNCH! traits of the EXPLOSIPUNCH! guy in order to fit like this veeery early 2020s fandom meme of "pathetic babygirl man heart eyes"

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Fuck you you can’t escape the Saxton Hale x Dirk Dinkum agenda

FUCK YOU MIDDLE FINGER 1000000 TIMES

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Something something sniper tf2

Oh he's swallowing water alright

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So TF2 comic 6 takes place in 1972. And during this comic, Medic sells one of his souls to the Devil in exchange for 50 more years on Earth. So unless he continued selling more souls for even more life, Medic would have died in 2022. Where am I going with this?

Medic TF2 could have seen the emoji movie.

His ass would be old as hell unless it's that Medicstar thing I was talking about a while back where it artificially extends his natural lifespan

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Inky the Alien stimboard for shits and giggles idk lol