#inneedofahero

[hashtagonlyingotham]

#Onlyingotham will Scarecrow offer to do something about your college professor because they're bullying you and then go through and correct your essays how he thinks a teacher should.

[lucksonmyside]

Hello Liam. I was wondering, would you ever consider cosplaying the Riddler? I have a feeling you'd be able to play the part very well.

*whispers* I’m sure he would but Liam is busy watching Redline

[hashtagonlyingotham]

Update: He's now on my couch cry-singing as we watch Labyrinth together. I should be worried but I feel too bad for the guy. #onlyingotham

[hashtagonlyingotham]

#onlyingotham do you see villains like Music Meister, running rampant in the streets singing David Bowie songs. Not for any evil reason, but because it's apparently his way of sending the star off with a bang.

[hashtagonlyingotham]

I'm not from Gotham, and so I keep getting weird looks when I don't freak out about snow in the summer or wear just a sweatshirt in the winter. The Police actually questioned me about if I worked for Mr. Freeze. I'm from Washington, this weather is normal there #OnlyinGotham #PacificNorthforthewin #Thecoldneverbotheredmeanyway

[lucksonmyside]

I'd be fine just sitting by a heater with you watching a movie or two. I got my Christmas shopping done for whenever you swing by ;)

Do you like watching sad movies? I have a few that would break your heart. Those are always fun to watch, right?

[lucksonmyside]

Hello, Sexy. I haven't seen you on in a while. Can i expect more visits with Christmas coming?

Yeah, sorry about my absence lately. I’ve been kinda busy lying low and preparing some more hideaways. How have you been? I was thinking of swinging by soon and seeing if you wanted to go anywhere fun.

[hashtagonlyingotham]

Update: Apparently the Riddler hacked the system and got my number. He offered me a job. #Onlyingotham #aslongasitslegal #he'salotcuterthanmyboss